New Life Plan:

teeteringtoddlerhood:

aliengoneawesome:

1) Burn the laundry.

2) Smash the dishes.

3) Cook hotdogs & s’mores campfire style over the laundry-fire pit.

-life sorted & mischief managed-

This sounds perfect. Except the s’mores have to be peanut free and the graham crackers have to be honey free to accommodate my child who is allergic to life. 


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nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.


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nevertookim:

Tangled in the Great Escape - Pierce the Veil ft. Jason Butler

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"Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone.