mommastingray:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

So many lolz.

What?!

yes.

scarletbeg0niass:

1. It’s OK to admit motherhood isn’t fun, that you’re exhausted and that you resent your husband because he gets to go out into the world while you wipe noses and butts for a living.

2. Not breastfeeding will not kill your baby, regardless of whether your friends make you feel otherwise.

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

  • Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
  • Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
  • Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
  • Snape: ...Up to something.
4,969 plays I'd Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics

infinite-abysses:

sweetsouthernnurse:

And i’m sorry
This wasn’t easy
When i asked you, believe me
And never let go

But i’m tongue tied and terrified of what i’ll say
But i never told you everything…

Nostalgia.

(Source: idkmusicok)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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