I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
So many lolz.
1. It’s OK to admit motherhood isn’t fun, that you’re exhausted and that you resent your husband because he gets to go out into the world while you wipe noses and butts for a living.
2. Not breastfeeding will not kill your baby, regardless of whether your friends make you feel otherwise.
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
- Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
- Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
- Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
- Snape: ...Up to something.
And i’m sorry
This wasn’t easy
When i asked you, believe me
And never let go
But i’m tongue tied and terrified of what i’ll say
But i never told you everything…